I have decided to jump on yet another band wagon. The following are 12 random things about me you may not know, and may not wish to know.
1) I don’t eat blue food! Almost everyone knows this about me, what they may not know is that if the blue food happens to be the blue peanut butter M&M I will eat it. Although I am not happy about it.
2) I don’t like clowns, mimes or feet. (That is three things, but I’ll count it as one seeing as it is a perfectly logical grouping).
3) I cannot swim, although I am reasonably sure I am too stubborn to drown.
4) I always thought that if I had too, I could get along with just about anybody, (even if I had to fake it) sadly, not long ago I was proven wrong.
5) I’m a non-practicing Jewish Canadian Magician. (I don’t need to practice, I’m just that good).
6) I am dyslexic and I spent a good part of my youth getting that taken care of. I worry that it may be coming bakc.
7) This is a tough one to admit, I cry at least once per episode of “So You Think You Can Dance”
8) I detest Jackie Paper for forgetting about Puff. I don’t like any of Santa’s reindeers; they are a bunch of hypocritical, suck-up, ass-wipes. They didn’t really love Rudolf. Notice how they only accepted him after Santa let him guide the sleigh that night. In my book that just isn’t good enough!
9) While I am a team player, I don’t loose sight of the fact that there is a ‘me’ in ‘team’.
10) I am always tired.
11) You are going to piss me off, it is pretty much a fact of life. Don’t worry I am sure you will get over it.
12) I am sarcastic, stubborn and I’m going to take anything you say quite literally because I find that road to be much more fun. And no you don’t need to explain what you meant I know what you meant. I’m just having fun, my way!
