Friends of ours were having a yard sale in Milsburg so we loaded up the car with junk and headed on out in hopes to further our progress in getting rid of some crap good quality items that we don’t have any further use for. And then there are the books. My wife manages to read about 2 or 3 books a week, so we always have a stockpile of books looking for a home.
Milesburg is one of those quaint little towns where everybody knows everybody. the church is located next to the gun shop, the houses are old and beautiful, and the volunteer fire department is the focal point of the town. The annual yard sale is a community event that has more to do with the neighbours getting together then it does about getting rid of items and making money. The people were very nice and if I had to move into a town, it would be a town like Milesburg. And while it was a long day with more physical labour then I’d normally like on a Saturday, we did have fun hanging out with our friends, meeting new people.
Even though people kept asking me questions like ‘how are youins doin?’ and hearing an abundance of expressions like, ‘gorsh darn it’ we did manage to unload a mess of books and other assorted stuffs.
I couldn’t help but walk around the town and look at other peoples wares, I was, to say the least, perplexed. I found, (but did not buy). One roller skate, broken and dirty toys, puzzles with missing box tops so there was no way to know what the picture was, a checker board without checkers, two basketballs (the inflated one was 2 dollars, broken Christmas decorations, a dog kennel without a door, a cane with the head of a snake in which the eyes lit up, oh and hidden inside the cane was a sword. What made the sword cane interesting was the woman who purchased it for her 12-year-old boy who was tagging along behind, he also got a set of throwing knives. Of course mom had a rather large and I’m assuming prison tattoo down her forearm.
There was a blanket on the ground with a bunch of stuffed animals on it. They were free, many people let their dogs go through the pile and select a toy, it was really cute seeing the pit bull running down the sidewalk with the stuffed flower in its mouth that it had chosen. The really cute puppy rottweiler had a hard time choosing but eventually settled on the purple bear. Then there were the kids. I was horrified as parents watched these dogs, rooting around drooling over the toys and then letting their little kids play in the pile of stuffed animals and choose whatever they wanted. You all know I’m all about animals, but this was a little much.
Both my wife and I had trouble talking to the guy with the black stumps in his mouth that we can only imagine were once teeth. He was very nice and like us, he was remodeling his bedroom so we had a lot in common and had plenty to talk about. Of course I couldn’t look at him. I still see those little rotted black stumps when I close my eyes.
Then again, who am I to judge? I kind of wanted the sword cane.
I never heard Daddy laugh so much as when he read this blog! It was funny!
Great post. we are still laughing!!
Ha! Yard sales are always a good time in so many ways! 🙂