Ever have one of those ‘oh shit’ moments? You know, the ones where you wish you could take back that one split second that would make life so much easier?
Here is one of mine.
I was transferring our husky from her zipline to her leash, only to late did I notice that I had not actually connected the clip to her collar. I will never forget that millisecond where we looked into each others eyes the clip between us, each sharing the same thought, she is free! Just as the thought formed in my head to reach out and grab her, she was gone.
I stepped back into the house just long enough to inform my wife of the situation. I made a dash for the fridge and grabbed a hotdog with the thought of bribery in mind. I saw husky head off towards the neighbors I was in pursuit, the neighbor came out and made an attempt to intercept husky but it was not to be. Up she went around his house and across the street to the famous rooster place (once before she was on the loose and was stopped by a rooster, she thought it was a toy and while playing with it my wife was able to grab her, rooster is no more). I went around one way, my wife was coming up the other. There was husky, stopped dead in her tracks face to face with two other dogs. I put the breaks on, this was my chance as her entire focus was on those dogs. I moved slowly but once I got within striking distance she was on the run again. My wife was going to get the car to patrol the street while I followed husky into the woods calling her name and waving my hotdog in the air. Husky would keep me in sight but wouldn’t allow me to get close, the hotdog wouldn’t even give her pause. Husky’s run, not away from anything, not towards anything, they just run, and that is what she was determined to do. Down the side of the mountain we went. Eventually she disappeared from sight I stumbled upon a small brook surrounded by mushy ground. My tracking blood, (keep in mind I couldn’t even find a train on the tracks) kicked into overdrive as I scoured the ground for paw prints. I was not sure where I was in relation to my home except that I had to climb the side of the hill, why is it that home is always up hill? At least I wouldn’t starve, I had my hotdog. I climbed the hill calling out every now and again but I knew it was a waste, even if she heard, she wasn’t coming and the hotdog was offering no help. Finally I made it home no dog, no wife, no car, totally exhausted I dropped to the ground placing my hotdog by my side, (now my only dog), placing my head in hands trying to catch my breath and just wishing I could take back that one second.
Eventually my wife drove down the driveway with husky proudly sitting in the back seat. I was so happy to see them both, the thought of killing the dog quickly left my head. Turns out while I was playing tracker in the woods husky looped around me and went back to the famed rooster place and settled on one of the deck chairs. My wife with dog securely in the car spent some time driving around looking for me, explaining to the neighbours she found the dog and was now looking for her lost husband.
I roared again. I’ll tell you which line. Down the side of the mountain we went. I don’t even know why I find it so funny but every time I read it I have to laugh.
Mom
That is interesting because I didn’t really think about that line until I read your comment. And I also don’t know why but I can understand why you find it funny. I laugh because I can imagine you laughing if that makes any sense.
The visual images while reading this are priceless! And Sequoia looks so innocent in the picture at the end! Good job, Brian!
Thank you very much. Very kind of you to say.
I laughed at all the hot dog references. Not sure what that says about me.
Our first Schikppeke, Toby was like you dog. If he could escape he was OFF and we had to hunt him down with the car. I spite of their small size, Schipperke’s are incredibly fast runners. Again, like you dog, they aren’t running away from you but TO something. Toby was a runner until they day he died at 15.
Fortunately, our new Schipperke, Kipper, has some form of dog separation anxiety and he never wants to leave my sight. If I walk away, he panicks and runs after me. Such a nice change.
Keep up the blog, it’s very enteraining.
JIM
Oh I remember Toby allright, compact, agile, strong and fast just what a good barge dog should be. Sequoia also has seperation issues if we leave her somewhere like at the groomer she howls all day, she often comes home with a soar throat. But when she sees the chance to run, or chase it is over. Talk about a one track mind.
Glad you are enjoying the posts.
Duh, I meant to say YOUR dog – and I did it twice.
Jim
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